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You have issues with your own family, dear Aries. Who doesn’t? Stop
being so whiney and do something about it. Take the necessary steps to
bring turn the light to darkness which is most easily done with gasoline
and a match. Your problems will resolve themselves |
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This
month is special for you; the horned beast. Heed the warning signs that
come your way and teach your children of whom to beware. Make sure they
listen, for if you fail, the rest of your days will be spent in eternal
Hellfire created by yourself. |
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Is it any surprise that your split personality cannot decide on whether
you should nurture your own or destroy them? You’ve battled these
feelings before and you know to what side you will eventually lean. Invite
a friend. It’s more fun when someone else watches. |
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Too
many unresolved issues surround you this season, wonderful Cancer, especially
when it involves family. If you are married, start over. There is no reason
to stick around a spouse and children who don’t love you. Leave
them behind and find yourself. |
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Soon,
you will see an example of how perfectionism is overrated, Leo. You don’t
need to be the perfect parent. Let your child observe and learn for there
is no greater feeling than having your own child wield an axe the same
way you do.
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Your
mothering nature will destroy you, sweet Virgo. Let go of those who love
you. You know the saying; if you love someone, let them go. If they return…kill
them. |
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To do it, you simply have to dream it, Libra. Just ask Francine Hughes.
So get out of bed and do it! |
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The
planets are aligned for you, dear Scorpio. When Mars is in the house of
the Eastern Star, you will conceive just as you’ve been hoping to
do. On the sixth hour of the sixth day in June, your life will be blessed
with the spawn of He will send us all spiraling into the cataclysmic apocalypse
referred to in the scriptures of ever holy book known to mankind. Good
luck!
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Take
advantage of the help someone offers you. It will help rid the evidence. |
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Someone
will finally gain maturity, dearest Capricorn. Their willingness to grow
up will make your day. Be mindful, however. Simply because they’ve
outgrown the child within them, they still need your motherly advice.
Give them the push they need to send them plummeting into the untapped
psychosis. They’re relying on you for it. |
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Hold
tight to your children’s beliefs. They will be the ones to save
you from yourself. If they don’t, be certain to save yourself from
them. |
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Not
even your own mother loves you |
